coming soon: Give a divorcee a hand...and a facial

In this video, we revisit the benefits of living down the hall from a divorcee. The divorcee is Kristyna, who's 43, flat as a board and from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. The lucky bastard is Juan, who lives in the same building as Kristyna. Right next door, as a matter of fact. Juan is helping Kristyna with her groceries.

"Can I give you a couple of bucks for your help?" Kristyna says.

"Don't worry about it," chivalrous Juan responds.

"It's been lonely since the divorce," Kristyna says, "and being here without the kids, sometimes I need a little extra help."

"That's what neighbors are for," Juan answers.

"Is that what they're for?" Kristyna muses. "I did want to talk to you about one thing. It's a little embarrassing, to be honest. At night, sometimes, when you're-I'm assuming alone in your apartment-I can hear you...you know, when you're doing your thing."

Wait a second! Is Juan the loudest jacker ever? How loud can a person be when he's jacking? Well...

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